The only way to be Horny on a grown-up, that you get to wobble the chair

a Lot of fun with the Tweets of the week and a nice weekend!

topic – career aspirations of the student

My personal Highlights:
– E-athletes
Youtuber
– Diseinerin
– “what’s that called, if you build houses?”
– “How do you spell Doctor?”

— Magdarine peanut butter-crunchy cream (@Magdarine27) April 8, 2019

for 18 years, I couldn’t wait to be a grown-up. To claim now, over 40, I dare:

The only way to be Horny on a grown-up, that You get to wobble the chair.

— The double thumb man (@double thumb) on April 10, 2019

K1 told jokes at the dinner. the
sample? the

Jesus and Chuck Norris to keep their penises into the water.
Jesus: “The water is 23.5 degrees.”
Chuck Norris: “And 15 meters deep.” the

?

— woman in Blue (@Frau_macht_blau) April 8, 2019

friend of mine says: “Come over, then at half past 8 with my buddy. Bock would have on a Sandwich.”

And now I don’t know whether I’m shopping or on the bed.

— power supply (@Grolmori) April 10, 2019

me: “WHO HAS PAINTED WITH EDDING on THE WALL?”
4-year[comes running in]: “Did you say wall or the closet?”
I: “wall.”
4-year: “Then it wasn’t me.”

— einstueck art (@einstueck art) April 10, 2019

We view a broadcast on Kika. It was a visit with a Turkish family. the

The son: Cool. I always wanted to see what it looks like in the case of Turks at home!

I: I guess. Oookay. the

The husband, in a whisper: He’s just joking, or? He already knows that we are Turks?

— Köse (@DieKoese) April 9, 2019

I work in a Kita. the

of Course, I’m drinking private alcohol, have Sex and swear never.

I sit instead with my unsweetened herbal tea in the ball pit and listen to children’s songs. Every Night.

And what you think in your Job to your private life?

— Mrs. Mary. (@MrsMarryPoppins) April 9, 2019

on The Bus:

A class of elementary school students with teacher. A child has a magnifying glass. the

The teacher A shouts at it: “KIMBERLY, PACK them AND LET THEM IN!”

you: “You must not be more researchers in this fucking world.” the

Somehow, I’m on Kimberly’s page.

— power supply (@Grolmori) April 10, 2019

just sit in a “Meeting” with the
8-year-old. the

It will be just discussed, the requirements for this week.

grandma and grandpa. Sweets desire. Bike [not] wrong. Attic.

Think about your just time to change my coffee over to push. the

*down to Christmas – a flip chart

— M. Ti. Empty (@Mr_Empty_hier) April 10, 2019

bet A dad with his daughter, he can dry the floor before you can catch him with the fork. pic.twitter.com/CuN5nCCO4X

— Wechbuzze (@wechbuzze1) April 9, 2019

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